Loss to the Chiefs: A Detailed Analysis

  On the KC team report on October 15th, free safety Jarrad Page said ”As a team, I think we’ve done everything we can to be a good team, the only thing we haven’t done is win games. Until we do that, we can’t consider ourselves a good team.”  At the time, I thought this was one of the stupidest things I had ever heard.  As such, I concluded that a team full of retarded defenders would provide an opportunity for the Washington Redskins to finally break their self inflicted scoring ceiling of 17 points.

  Oh yeah, Santa’s helpers…  But I digress.  Given an opportunity to fine tune, or, at the very least, progress on the offensive side of the ball, the Redskins showed during the game that they were, at best, impotent, to the point that Jim Zorn had to take Jason Campbell out as quarterback and replace him with veteran Todd Collins.

  Wow, I suddenly care about breast cancer awareness.  And pink pom poms apparently.  At any rate, the addition of Todd Collins, while an improvement over Jason Campbell still did not produce any touchdowns for the beleagured Redskins offense.

  Whoa, are those chicks stretching?  Or is this a cheer?  If that’s a cheer, every cheerleading squad in the world needs to take some notes from the Chargers cheerleaders.  Lesson 1: If you’re on the ground, writhing around, you’re doing something right.  Lesson 2: I don’t know, too busy something something something.  So, while the change to Todd Collins eventually netted two field goals for the Skins, one weakness present with Jason Campbell still remained highly visible – Red Zone offense.

  Holy crap that blonde is good looking.  I was a little disappointed while panning the picture to see three cheerleaders out of focus, but, wow, totally worth it, that girl is freakin stunning!  Maybe they do make them better in Texas?  Perhaps that whole, “loving Jesus” thing has some merit?  People in Texas are big into that, right?  Wow, that chick is something.  Anyways, yeah, red zone offense.  The Redskins managed a 78 yard run on the back of Clinton Portis bringing the skins all the way to KC’s 10 yard line.  Easy enough, right?  Well, easy enough for Suisham who kicked a 28 yard FG, apparently impossible for everyone else.

  In the rain, wow, what a trooper!  Plus, it’s like she’s looking directly into my eyes.  Are you asking me out Ms. Cheerleader?  Can a picture actually do that?  I don’t think I care, and yes, yes cheerleader picture, I will go out with you.  We can go to a really fancy restaurant because, you being two dimensional and a cheerleader, probably don’t eat much.  We’ll have a terrific relationship.

  Wow, Carolina cheerleader who isn’t quite paying attention, you are downright gorgeous!  You’re even better looking than ol’ whats-her-face above you.  You should call me sometime, I’m a really nice guy.  And honest.  And rich, very very rich.  I own 10 bentleys.

  Doesn’t the chick on the right look like Keri Russel?  I think she does, maybe it’s her?  Someone should look into that.

  Step 1: stick out ass, step 2: stick out chest.  That is all kinds of awesome!

  I think I was talking about something in this post?  Puppies or something?  More like sweater puppies!  Yes!!

  I love blondes.  Wait!  This is TalkingSkins, I should be talking about the Redskins!

Done and done.  Pulitzer prize, please!

 

 

 

 

Source: USA Today NFL Cheerleaders pictures – http://www.usatoday.com/sports/gallery/football/s090701_cheerleaders/flash.htm?gid=1079&aid=4986